He smells food before it’s even ordered

Bro’s face got early access to the next update

He breathes in the future, exhales the past

Bro your nose is on time and you're 15 minutes late

Nose so long, it loads ads before he arrives

Buffering... please wait

Wind resistance: 100%

Nose acting like a sailboat anchor

Plague doctor without the mask

Doesn’t snort lines, he snorts paragraphs

Holy what a beak

He should be paying oxygen tax

That brotha can't fold the bed sheets

We have Adam Driver at home

Homie’s got a Roman nose

It’s roman all over his face

He could smoke a cigar in pouring rain