Yo, lemme introduce the crew, the Next Gen's in the booth

Got Connor Long, Mr. "Prove It to me now," spouting logic over heart, that's the truth

Talkin' over everyone, cuz it's my show and ill prove it to you

Long-suffering Mets and Nets fan, feelin' perpetually blue.

Then there's Chris Grasso, hat collection on display

Curly hair flowin', rockin' Panthers crop tops all day

Man crush Nico, hopin' for '26, that's the play

Clappin' for no reason, what else can I say?

Keep the faith.

Jack Cotter in the closet, puppets all around

Realistic takes on the 2020 Jets, rarely profound

Six wins is the ceiling, that's the honest sound

Finally I can breathe, what i meant to say was, not Super Bowl bound.

And Josh Woolever's here, chewin' while he speaks, it's true

Coke Zero in hand, ready to review

New to the scene, but Brooklyn's in the view

Queue it up, Connor, its NY or nothin', through and through!

Brooklyn Baby!

Finally the man of the hour,

Jimy Jets taking over the show. Dropping membership subs, like 3pointers on the floor. Hot takes be his flow.

the next gen jets show is on a roll.

J-E-T-S, Jets, jets, jets.

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