(Verse 1) Yo, Morgan Freeman, the voice of a nation, But let’s talk about your latest situation, You narrate life like it’s a grand old tale, But sometimes your stories just kinda derail. You’re the king of the screen, with that silky smooth tone, But what’s up with those memes? You’re never alone! From Shawshank to God, you’ve played every role, But can you keep up with the memes that take their toll?
(Chorus) Morgan Freeman, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re here to roast you, just a little bit too, With that voice so deep, you could read a phone book, But let’s not forget that awkward look!
(Verse 2) You’ve got wisdom for days, like a sage on a throne, But sometimes your wisdom just feels overblown, You’re the face of the wise, but let’s keep it real, That time you tripped on stage? Man, what a deal! You’ve narrated the cosmos, the stars, and the moon, But can you narrate your way out of this tune? You’re the voice of God, but can you take a joke? We’re just having fun, don’t go up in smoke!
(Chorus) Morgan Freeman, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re here to roast you, just a little bit too, With that voice so deep, you could read a phone book, But let’s not forget that awkward look!
(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, and you know it’s a fact, But let’s not pretend you’re immune to a crack, From Batman to the big screen, you’ve done it all, But can you dodge these bars? Or will you take the fall?
(Outro) So here’s to you, Morgan, the man with the plan, Just remember, we love you, you’re our favorite man, With a wink and a smile, we’ll keep it light, Morgan Freeman, you’re a star, shining bright!
(Chorus) Morgan Freeman, you’re a legend, it’s true, But we’re here to roast you, just a little bit too, With that voice so deep, you could read a phone book, But let’s not forget that awkward look!