(Verse 1) Yo, Miquel, you think you’re the king of the scene, But we all know your moves are a little too green. You strut like a peacock, but where’s the flair? Your last big hit? Man, we’re still unaware!

(Chorus) Miquel, Miquel, what’s that you say? Your career’s like a meme, just fading away. You trip on your words, and you trip on your feet, But we love you, buddy, you can’t be beat!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to dance on the stage? Looked like a giraffe caught in a cage! You thought you were smooth, but we all had a laugh, Your rhythm’s so off, it’s a comedy half!

(Chorus) Miquel, Miquel, what’s that you say? Your career’s like a meme, just fading away. You trip on your words, and you trip on your feet, But we love you, buddy, you can’t be beat!

(Bridge) You post all those selfies, but where’s the charm? With that goofy grin, you’re raising alarms! Your fashion’s a puzzle, like a jigsaw gone wrong, But we cheer you on, ‘cause you keep us strong!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Miquel, the king of the flops, You keep us all laughing, you’re the cream of the crops! With every misstep, you rise like a star, Just keep being you, ‘cause that’s who you are!

(Chorus) Miquel, Miquel, what’s that you say? Your career’s like a meme, just fading away. You trip on your words, and you trip on your feet, But we love you, buddy, you can’t be beat!

(Outro) So let’s raise a glass to the quirks that you bring, Miquel García Borda, you’re our favorite thing! Keep dancing through life, with that smile on your face, In this funny diss track, you’ve found your place!