(Verse 1) Yo, Miguel Ángel, you think you’re the best, But let’s take a moment, put your skills to the test. You strut on the screen, all suave and so slick, But we all know your acting’s a bit of a trick. From ‘Sense8’ to ‘Velvet’, you’re the man of the hour, But sometimes your roles just lack a bit of power. You flex those muscles, but can’t flex your range, It’s like watching a cat try to dance in a cage!

(Chorus) Miguel Ángel, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the drama, but can’t get it right. With your pretty boy looks and your charming smile, But your acting’s so cheesy, it’s making me riled!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the looks, but where’s the depth? Your characters are shallow, like a pool with no heft. You’re the heartthrob, the dreamboat, the Spanish delight, But your plot twists are weaker than a diet sprite! Remember that time you tripped on your fame? The internet laughed, but you played it like a game. You’re a meme now, buddy, can’t escape that fate, Just embrace the roast, it’s never too late!

(Chorus) Miguel Ángel, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the drama, but can’t get it right. With your pretty boy looks and your charming smile, But your acting’s so cheesy, it’s making me riled!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Miguel, with your charming flair, Just remember, my dude, we’re all just here to share. Laughing at the mishaps, the bloopers, the fun, You’re a star in our hearts, so let’s all just run!

(Outro) So take this diss track, it’s all in good jest, You’re still our favorite, you know you’re the best. Keep shining bright, with your quirks and your style, Miguel Ángel Silvestre, you make us all smile!