(Verse 1) Yo, Miguel Ángel, you think you’re the best, But let’s be real, you’re just like the rest. From ‘Sense8’ to ‘Velvet’, you strut and you pose, But can we talk about those hairdos? Who chose?

(Chorus) Miguel Ángel, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the drama, but can’t get it right. With your smoldering looks and your charming flair, But tripping on set? Man, that’s just unfair!

(Verse 2) You flex on the ‘Gram, with your abs on display, But we all know you’re just a little cliché. You’ve got the moves, but can’t find your keys, Always late to the party, man, that’s just a tease!

(Chorus) Miguel Ángel, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the drama, but can’t get it right. With your smoldering looks and your charming flair, But tripping on set? Man, that’s just unfair!

(Bridge) Remember that time you slipped on the floor? The whole crew laughed, they couldn’t take it anymore! You’re a heartthrob, but let’s keep it real, Your dance moves, bro, they need a new deal!

(Verse 3) You’ve got the charm, but where’s the finesse? Your acting’s like a game of ‘Who’s got the mess?’ From soap operas to Netflix, you’re all over the place, But we love you, Miguel, you’re our favorite face!

(Chorus) Miguel Ángel, oh what a sight, You’re the king of the drama, but can’t get it right. With your smoldering looks and your charming flair, But tripping on set? Man, that’s just unfair!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Miguel, keep doing your thing, Just watch your step, and don’t forget to bling! We roast you with love, it’s all in good fun, Miguel Ángel Silvestre, you’re our number one!