(Verse 1) Yo, Michelle Pfeiffer, queen of the screen, But let’s talk about those roles, if you know what I mean. Catwoman’s got claws, but girl, where’s your bite? You played it so cool, but you never took flight.

(Chorus) Michelle Pfeiffer, you’re a star, that’s true, But sometimes your choices, they leave us confused. From ‘Scarface’ to ‘Batman’, you’ve had your fun, But let’s be real, girl, you’re not number one!

(Verse 2) You rocked that ‘Grease 2’, but let’s not pretend, That flick was a flop, it didn’t even trend. You danced with the best, but the plot was a mess, I guess you were just trying to give us a test!

(Chorus) Michelle Pfeiffer, you’re a star, that’s true, But sometimes your choices, they leave us confused. From ‘Scarface’ to ‘Batman’, you’ve had your fun, But let’s be real, girl, you’re not number one!

(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, and you’ve got that grace, But let’s talk about that ‘Hairspray’ face! You went for the laughs, but we all know the score, You’re still the best, but we’re just keeping score!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Michelle, with your silver screen glow, You’ve had your ups and downs, but we love you so. Just keep it light, and don’t take it to heart, We’re just here for the laughs, that’s the real art!

(Chorus) Michelle Pfeiffer, you’re a star, that’s true, But sometimes your choices, they leave us confused. From ‘Scarface’ to ‘Batman’, you’ve had your fun, But let’s be real, girl, you’re not number one!

(Outro) So here’s to the queen, with a wink and a smile, Keep shining bright, you’ve got that style. We’ll keep watching your films, through thick and through thin, Just remember, Michelle, it’s all in good fun!