(Verse 1) Yo, it’s Michael Caine, the legend in the game, But let’s be real, mate, you’re not quite the same. You’ve played the butler, the hero, the wise old sage, But sometimes your accents sound like a stage rage!

(Chorus) Michael Caine, oh what a name, But your Cockney’s so thick, it’s a whole different game! You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the fame, But let’s not pretend, it’s all just a claim!

(Verse 2) You’ve been in the biz since the days of the Queen, But your fashion sense, mate, it’s a little obscene! Those glasses so big, they could double as a screen, You look like a granddad who’s lost in a dream!

(Chorus) Michael Caine, oh what a name, But your Cockney’s so thick, it’s a whole different game! You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the fame, But let’s not pretend, it’s all just a claim!

(Bridge) You’ve got the Oscars, you’ve got the praise, But let’s talk about those questionable days! Like that time you said, “Not a lot of people know that,” But we all know, mate, you’re just a bit of a brat!

(Verse 3) You’ve played Alfred, the wise and the bold, But your jokes, my friend, they’re getting old! You’re a national treasure, that’s true, no doubt, But your punchlines, mate, they’re what we’re all about!

(Chorus) Michael Caine, oh what a name, But your Cockney’s so thick, it’s a whole different game! You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the fame, But let’s not pretend, it’s all just a claim!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Michael, with love and a grin, You’re a legend, a star, let the fun begin! Just remember, my friend, it’s all in good jest, You’re still the best, we’ll put you to the test!