(Verse 1) Yo, Michael Bay, let’s talk about your flair, Explosions in your movies, man, you just don’t care! Cars flipping, buildings crashing, it’s a wild ride, But can we get a plot twist? Just once, let’s decide!

(Chorus) Michael Bay, oh, Michael Bay, You blow things up in a major way! But where’s the story? Where’s the heart? Just a bunch of CGI, that’s your art!

(Verse 2) Transformers, yeah, they’re big and loud, But can you hear the critics? They’re not too proud! Robots in disguise, but where’s the disguise? Your scripts are like a puzzle with missing ties!

(Chorus) Michael Bay, oh, Michael Bay, You blow things up in a major way! But where’s the story? Where’s the heart? Just a bunch of CGI, that’s your art!

(Bridge) You got the budget, you got the crew, But can you make a movie that’s not déjà vu? Let’s tone it down, just a little bit, Or we’ll be watching explosions while you throw a fit!

(Verse 3) Remember that time you dropped your phone? Filming a movie, but you’re all alone! You’re a legend, sure, but let’s keep it real, Sometimes less is more, that’s the deal!

(Chorus) Michael Bay, oh, Michael Bay, You blow things up in a major way! But where’s the story? Where’s the heart? Just a bunch of CGI, that’s your art!

(Outro) So here’s to you, the king of the blast, Keep making movies, but let’s make ‘em last! With a little more depth, and a sprinkle of grace, We’ll all be cheering for your next big chase!