(Verse 1) Yo, Mélanie, you think you’re the queen, But let’s talk about those films that we’ve seen, You’re a star in France, but let’s be real, Your Hollywood dreams? They got that ‘je ne sais quoi’ feel.
(Chorus) Mélanie Laurent, you’re a mystery, Sometimes it’s a hit, sometimes it’s history, From ‘Inglourious Basterds’ to ‘Now You See Me’, But girl, your choices? They’re kinda cheesy!
(Verse 2) You directed a flick, thought you’d be the next Scorsese, But the critics were like, “Girl, that’s just a little hazy.” You’re a multi-talented star, that’s for sure, But sometimes your projects leave us wanting more!
(Chorus) Mélanie Laurent, you’re a mystery, Sometimes it’s a hit, sometimes it’s history, From ‘Inglourious Basterds’ to ‘Now You See Me’, But girl, your choices? They’re kinda cheesy!
(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, and a voice like silk, But your social media? It’s like curdled milk! One minute you’re deep, next you’re just a meme, Keep it real, Mélanie, we’re all on your team!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky flair, Just remember, girl, we’re all in this affair, Keep shining bright, but don’t take it too hard, We love your vibe, even when it’s bizarre!
(Chorus) Mélanie Laurent, you’re a mystery, Sometimes it’s a hit, sometimes it’s history, From ‘Inglourious Basterds’ to ‘Now You See Me’, But girl, your choices? They’re kinda cheesy!
(Outro) So raise a glass to the star of the show, Mélanie Laurent, we love you, you know! Just keep it funny, keep it light, We’re all here for the ride, so let’s take flight!