(Verse 1) Yo, Mel Gibson, what’s the deal? You went from Braveheart to a big ol’ reel, You had us cheering, wearing blue face paint, Now you’re just a meme, man, ain’t that quaint?
(Chorus) Mel, oh Mel, what happened to you? From Oscar gold to a public boo-hoo, You’re like a movie script that went off the rails, But we still laugh, ‘cause your life’s full of fails!
(Verse 2) You directed passion, but lost your direction, Yelling at the cops, man, what a collection! You’re like a box office hit that turned to a flop, With every new scandal, you just can’t stop!
(Chorus) Mel, oh Mel, what happened to you? From Oscar gold to a public boo-hoo, You’re like a movie script that went off the rails, But we still laugh, ‘cause your life’s full of fails!
(Bridge) You’re a Hollywood star, but you’re stuck in the past, Trying to make a comeback, but it’s moving too fast, You’ve got the talent, but where’s the finesse? Just don’t go yelling at the press!
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Mel, with your wild, wild ride, From Lethal Weapon to a cringe-worthy slide, We’ll keep on laughing, it’s all in good fun, Just remember, buddy, you’re not the only one!
(Chorus) Mel, oh Mel, what happened to you? From Oscar gold to a public boo-hoo, You’re like a movie script that went off the rails, But we still laugh, ‘cause your life’s full of fails!
(Outro) So raise a glass to Mel, the king of the blunder, We’ll keep on watching, ‘cause you’re still a wonder! Just keep it light, and don’t take it to heart, ‘Cause in this crazy world, we all play a part!