(Spoken Word)

Hey there, world, can you hear me shout?

Glitter screens scream like babies spout!

Colorful chaos, headline parade,

Who needs a nap when you’ve got this charade?

(Toddler Giggles)

‘Momma, look! A puppet with strings!

Say it again! The wildest of things!’

Dancing on pages, a digital fling,

With sticky fingers and no understanding.

[Build-up]

They throw down rants, they throw down snooze,

Spinning in circles, confused little muse!

Flashing their bright, bewildered eyes,

Ohhh, who’s ready for a media surprise?

[Trap Break]

It’s a world painted with candy and clatter,

Searching for truth amidst the chatter.

“Want juice!” “No, wait! Gimme the scoop!”

A toddler tantrum in a 24-hour loop.

[Guitar Riff]

Chatting ‘bout everything, from news to snacks,

Juicy rumors simmering, hear the cracks!

Oh, twist that, flip that, what’s the latest buzz?

In this toddler jungle, nothing is as it was!

[Spoken Word]

Can’t figure out the sweet from the sour,

Media’s just a toddler in a power hour!

Stomping their feet, pulling at strings,

Clutching those headlines like they’re precious things.

[Solo]

A ruckus of giggles, cut to the chase,

Painted confusion on every face.

From viral stunts to epic tales spun,

Infants of chatter, oh we’re not yet done!

(Fade-Out)

So here they go with glittering demands,

Throwing those fits, sketching their plans—

In a world like a toddler, we all learn the game,

So duck for cover, ‘cause they’ll scream out your name!

[Key Change]

Ohhh, media meltdown, the tantrums arise!

Understanding’s buried beneath all the cries.

They giggle, they pounce, they steal the show,

In this child’s play, oh, watch it overflow!

[Outro]

Clap, clap your hands, join the child’s play,

Hold onto your snacks, let the headlines sway!

We’re all in the mess, babe, that’s how it goes—

In this media circus, only fun it bestows!