(Verse 1) Yo, Marty Scorsese, king of the screen, But let’s be real, you’re a little too keen, You love your mobsters, your crime and your grit, But sometimes, man, you just don’t quit! You’re the master of the long, drawn-out scenes, But I’m still waiting for the punchline in your dreams! You say, ‘It’s not a movie, it’s a masterpiece,’ But I’m just here for the pizza and the police!

(Chorus) Martin Scorsese, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your films are like a marathon, who’s got the time for you? With your three-hour epics, I need a snack break, I love your work, but come on, for goodness’ sake!

(Verse 2) You got your Oscars, you got your acclaim, But let’s talk about that time you forgot your own name! You’re a genius, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, Remember that time you lost your script overnight? You’re the king of the drama, the king of the plot, But sometimes, Marty, you just overthink a lot!

(Chorus) Martin Scorsese, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your films are like a marathon, who’s got the time for you? With your three-hour epics, I need a snack break, I love your work, but come on, for goodness’ sake!

(Bridge) You’re the king of the mob, but let’s not forget, You’re also the guy who made ‘Hugo’—no sweat! You’re a master of cinema, that’s plain to see, But sometimes, Marty, you just need to let it be!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Scorsese, with love and a grin, Keep making those films, let the fun begin! Just remember, my dude, when you’re crafting your art, A little humor goes a long way, that’s the best part!

(Chorus) Martin Scorsese, you’re a legend, it’s true, But your films are like a marathon, who’s got the time for you? With your three-hour epics, I need a snack break, I love your work, but come on, for goodness’ sake!