(Verse 1) Yo, Mario de la Rosa, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the red carpet slips to the tweets that you send, You keep us all laughing, you’re the life of the trend!

(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a star in the game, But sometimes we wonder, do you know your own name? With a wink and a smile, you take it in stride, Just a lovable goofball, can’t hide that pride!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your shoe? The whole world was watching, but you just laughed too! You’ve got that charm, but let’s not forget, Your cooking show flopped, what a culinary threat!

(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a star in the game, But sometimes we wonder, do you know your own name? With a wink and a smile, you take it in stride, Just a lovable goofball, can’t hide that pride!

(Bridge) You’ve got the moves, but your dance is a mess, Like a cat on a hot tin roof, we’re all impressed! Your fashion sense, bro, it’s a wild, wild ride, But we love you for it, can’t keep it inside!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Mario, the king of the scene, With your quirky antics, you’re living the dream! We’ll keep on laughing, you’re our favorite clown, Just don’t trip on your ego when you’re wearing that crown!

(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a star in the game, But sometimes we wonder, do you know your own name? With a wink and a smile, you take it in stride, Just a lovable goofball, can’t hide that pride!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Mario, the one and the only, With your heart on your sleeve, you’ll never be lonely! Keep doing you, and we’ll keep the laughs coming, In the world of the serious, you’re the one that’s stunning!