(Verse 1) Yo, Mario de la Rosa, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the stage to the screen, you’re a sight to see, But tripping on your lines, man, that’s comedy!
(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a walking meme, With your quirky antics, you’re living the dream! From the bloopers to the blunders, you steal the show, But let’s be real, bro, you’re the star of the low!
(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your own lines? The audience laughed, thought it was all by design! You’re the master of chaos, the prince of the flub, But we love you, Mario, you’re our favorite hub!
(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a walking meme, With your quirky antics, you’re living the dream! From the bloopers to the blunders, you steal the show, But let’s be real, bro, you’re the star of the low!
(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, you’ve got that flair, But when you hit the stage, we’re all just scared! Will you trip on your feet, or spill your drink? Either way, we’re laughing, don’t you think?
(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Mario, keep doing your thing, With your goofy style, you’re the real king! We’ll cheer you on, through thick and thin, Just keep it funny, let the laughter begin!
(Chorus) Mario, Mario, you’re a walking meme, With your quirky antics, you’re living the dream! From the bloopers to the blunders, you steal the show, But let’s be real, bro, you’re the star of the low!
(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, Mario de la Rosa, you’ve got the power! Keep it light, keep it fun, that’s the way to go, In this diss track, we’re just here for the show!