[Intro]

Hey yo, gather ‘round, let’s set the tone,

We got a tale of a lad who don’t deserve a throne,

[Verse 1]

Look at this piece of shit, can’t you see the mess?

Standing there so short, he sure feels the stress.

With a face like a puzzle, all the pieces won’t fit,

Lost his girl last week, I’m just sayin’, that’s it.

[Chorus]

Oh, oh, what a sight, what a sight to behold,

Short and ugly Richard, your story is old.

Everybody’s laughing, can’t you take a hint?

Look at this piece of shit, man, what did you print?

[Verse 2]

Checks his phone for messages, but it’s still all red,

Used to be Mr. Charming, now it’s something he dreads.

Pity on the sidewalk, tripping over his pride,

Every step he takes just screams that he’s tried.

[Bridge]

No lights, no shines, his future seems dim,

Lost in a world where his chances are slim.

But hey, who needs kindness? He’s a ghost in the wind,

Sending out a message, loud, he can’t pretend.

[Chorus]

Oh, oh, what a sight, what a sight to behold,

Short and ugly Richard, your story is old.

Everybody’s laughing, can’t you take a hint?

Look at this piece of shit, man, what did you print?

[Spoken Word]

And honestly, fuck it, life’s too short,

Go ahead, run along, with your sad little sport.

He deserves this roast, let’s turn up the heat,

No sympathy here, man, let’s serve him defeat.

[Verse 3]

Mirror on the wall, tells tales of a king,

But even the mirror won’t take that shit’s fling.

While the world calls him short, I say look at the heart,

But if you’re bringing the ugly, let’s rip you apart.

[Breakdown]

So go on, jump high, let’s see if you fly,

Keep reaching for stars that are just outta sight.

Oh don’t mind the laughter, it’s just what we do,

Turning your pity into a ridicule stew.

[Chorus]

Oh, oh, what a sight, what a sight to behold,

Short and ugly Richard, your story is old.

Everybody’s laughing, can’t you take a hint?

Look at this piece of shit, man, what did you print?

[Outro]

So let’s raise a glass to what’s broken and bent,

Perfectly imperfect, it’s all that we meant.

May this song be a lesson, a mirror for you,

To shine like a diamond, or just be a fool.

[Fade-Out]