(Soft chanting)

LeBron, LeBron… we gather here to worship…

Glory be the name on that jersey so divine

I’m paintin’ 23 on my walls just to keep you in mind

From “The Decision” to defying father time

I’d watch your highlight reels on loop like it’s a holy shrine

“King James, you’re the reason I’m losing my voice!

I yell your name so loud, got no other choice!

Taco Tuesday’s a sacred feast—hallelujah, indeed!

LeBron, your greatness is the only hype I need!”

Rings stacked like cosmic halos, your footsteps they quake

The league bows down while your fadeaway’s on the take

I’d kneel courtside, chanting “All hail the GOAT!”

I’d even tattoo your game stats across my throat

Haters can’t see the light, they miss the daily miracle

You charge down the lane like a superhero lyrical

Glaze on your name? I’m sugarcoatin’ it supreme

I’d rename my hometown “LeBronville” just to stay on your team

“LeBron, notice me—I’m the loudest in the crowd!

I’ll rock your jersey in my sleep, I’ll sing your praises out loud!

No matter day or night, your legend’s all I see

King James, you own my heart—set this fanboy free!”