(Verse 1) Yo, Léa Seydoux, what’s the deal? You’re a Bond girl, but can’t keep it real, From ‘Blue is the Warmest Color’ to ‘Spectre’ fame, But girl, your career’s like a wild game!

You’re in the spotlight, but can’t find your way, One minute you’re French, next you’re in a play, You’re acting like a queen, but trippin’ on the scene, With all those red carpets, you’re still lookin’ green!

(Chorus) Léa, oh Léa, what’s that you say? You’re a star, but you’re lost in the fray, With all your quirks, you’re a sight to see, Just don’t take yourself too seriously!

(Verse 2) You’ve got that charm, but where’s the finesse? Your interviews are wild, like a game of chess, One minute you’re deep, next you’re just a tease, Talking ‘bout your roles like you’re trying to please!

You’ve got the looks, but can’t find the plot, In a world of drama, you’re just a little hot, From Cannes to Hollywood, you’re making a scene, But girl, your fashion sense? It’s a little obscene!

(Chorus) Léa, oh Léa, what’s that you say? You’re a star, but you’re lost in the fray, With all your quirks, you’re a sight to see, Just don’t take yourself too seriously!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, with your ups and downs, You’re a French sensation, wearing all those crowns, Just keep it light, and don’t lose your spark, ‘Cause in this crazy world, you’re still a work of art!

(Outro) So Léa Seydoux, we’re just having fun, You’re a superstar, and you’ve only just begun, With all your quirks, you’re a sight to see, Just keep it playful, and let it be free!