(Verse 1) Yo, Laurent Lafitte, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the stage, but can’t keep it real. From Cannes to Paris, you strut with flair, But let’s talk about that time you forgot your hair!

(Chorus) Laurent, oh Laurent, you’re a star on the rise, But your jokes fall flat, like your last surprise. You’re charming and witty, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your punchlines just don’t quite blend!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your feet? The whole crowd gasped, it was quite the feat! You laughed it off, like a true Frenchman, But we all saw you stumble, oh man, oh man!

(Chorus) Laurent, oh Laurent, you’re a star on the rise, But your jokes fall flat, like your last surprise. You’re charming and witty, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your punchlines just don’t quite blend!

(Bridge) You’ve got the looks, and you’ve got the style, But your movie choices? They make us all smile! From dramas to comedies, you take the stage, But sometimes it feels like you’re stuck in a cage!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, with your quirky ways, We love you, Laurent, through all of your plays. Just keep it light, and don’t take the bait, ‘Cause we’re all just here to celebrate!

(Chorus) Laurent, oh Laurent, you’re a star on the rise, But your jokes fall flat, like your last surprise. You’re charming and witty, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your punchlines just don’t quite blend!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, With all of your quirks, you still got the power! Laurent Lafitte, you’re one of a kind, Just keep it funny, and you’ll always shine!