(Verse 1) Yo, Lambert Wilson, what’s the deal? You strut on the screen, but can you keep it real? From the stage to the screen, you think you’re the king, But we all know your quirks, they make us wanna sing!

You’ve got that French flair, but where’s the finesse? Your career’s like a puzzle, man, it’s such a mess! One minute you’re a star, the next you’re a meme, With those awkward interviews, you’re living the dream!

(Chorus) Lambert, Lambert, what’s that you say? You’re the king of the cringe, in a charming way! With your fancy tux and your dramatic flair, But we’re all just laughing, can you even care?

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the stage? The crowd went wild, it was all the rage! You played it off cool, like it was all planned, But we saw you stumble, it was unplanned!

And those movie roles, oh what a ride, From the serious drama to the comedy side! You’re like a chameleon, but not in a good way, Switching it up, but we’re here to stay!

(Chorus) Lambert, Lambert, what’s that you say? You’re the king of the cringe, in a charming way! With your fancy tux and your dramatic flair, But we’re all just laughing, can you even care?

(Bridge) So here’s to you, Lambert, we raise a glass, To the quirkiest star, with a touch of class! You keep us entertained, that’s a fact, So we’ll keep on laughing, and that’s a pact!

(Outro) So don’t take it hard, it’s all in good fun, Lambert Wilson, you’re our number one! With your ups and downs, you’re a sight to see, Keep doing you, and we’ll keep the glee!