(Verse 1) Yo, Keira Knightley, you’re a star on the screen, But let’s talk about those corsets, girl, what do you mean? You’re in period dramas, looking all prim and proper, But I heard you can’t even handle a simple chopper!

(Chorus) Keira, Keira, with that pout so fine, But can you even eat a burger? You’re always on that wine! From ‘Pride and Prejudice’ to ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, But girl, your wardrobe’s got me feeling like I’m in a museum!

(Verse 2) You’re the queen of the period piece, that’s no lie, But when it comes to modern roles, you just pass by! You’ve got that British charm, but let’s keep it real, Your accents sometimes sound like a bad meal!

(Chorus) Keira, Keira, with that pout so fine, But can you even eat a burger? You’re always on that wine! From ‘Pride and Prejudice’ to ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, But girl, your wardrobe’s got me feeling like I’m in a museum!

(Bridge) You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the grace, But can you dance? Or is that just a face? You’re always in the news for your fashion faux pas, But we love you anyway, you’re our superstar!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Keira, with your quirky ways, Keep shining bright, we’ll be here for days! Just remember, it’s all in good fun, You’re our favorite actress, you’re second to none!