(Verse 1) Yo, Keanu, you the king of the meme, But let’s be real, you ain't always supreme. You ride a bike like you’re lost in a dream, But in the Matrix, you’re the ultimate beam!
(Chorus) Keanu, oh Keanu, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes you act like you don’t have a clue. From ‘Bill & Ted’ to ‘John Wick’ with a crew, But can you even ride a skateboard without a boo?
(Verse 2) You’re the internet’s boyfriend, that’s a fact, But your fashion sense, man, it’s a little whack. With that long coat and those shades, you attack, But we all know you’re just hiding your snack!
(Chorus) Keanu, oh Keanu, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes you act like you don’t have a clue. From ‘Bill & Ted’ to ‘John Wick’ with a crew, But can you even ride a skateboard without a boo?
(Bridge) You’re humble and sweet, that’s your charm, But tripping on stage? That’s a cause for alarm! You’re dodging the haters, you’re raising the bar, But can you dodge a bullet? You’re a movie star!
(Verse 3) You’ve got a heart of gold, that’s no lie, But your ‘whoa’ is legendary, oh my! You’re the king of the action, but let’s not deny, Sometimes you look lost, like a cat in the sky!
(Chorus) Keanu, oh Keanu, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes you act like you don’t have a clue. From ‘Bill & Ted’ to ‘John Wick’ with a crew, But can you even ride a skateboard without a boo?
(Outro) So here’s to you, Keanu, we love you, it’s clear, Just keep on being you, that’s the best career! With your quirky ways and your charming veneer, We’ll always be fans, let’s give a cheer!