(Verse 1) Yo, Kathryn Bigelow, you made some waves, But let’s talk about those Oscar faves, You’re the queen of grit, but where’s the glam? Directing war flicks, but can’t find a fam? You got the chops, but where’s the fun? Zero Dark Thirty? More like zero in the sun! You’re all about the tension, but where’s the laugh? Let’s lighten it up, let’s do the math!

(Chorus) Kathryn Bigelow, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes we wonder, what’s up with you? You’re the action queen, but let’s take a break, How about a rom-com, for goodness’ sake?

(Verse 2) You made us sweat with that Hurt Locker thrill, But girl, we need a movie that gives us a chill, You’re all about the bombs, but where’s the heart? Let’s see you direct a love story, play that part! You’re a master of suspense, but let’s be real, A comedy from you? Now that’s a big deal!

(Chorus) Kathryn Bigelow, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes we wonder, what’s up with you? You’re the action queen, but let’s take a break, How about a rom-com, for goodness’ sake?

(Bridge) You’ve got the accolades, the awards on your shelf, But can you make us laugh, or is that just for yourself? You’re a pioneer, breaking all the molds, But let’s see you in a dress, not just in the folds!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Kathryn, with love and a wink, Keep making those films, but let’s rethink, A little humor, a little light, Kathryn Bigelow, you’re still outta sight!

(Chorus) Kathryn Bigelow, you’re a legend, it’s true, But sometimes we wonder, what’s up with you? You’re the action queen, but let’s take a break, How about a rom-com, for goodness’ sake?

(Outro) So keep on directing, we’ll be in the seats, Just remember to mix in some laughs with the beats!