(Verse 1) Yo, Kate Winslet, you’re a star, that’s true, But let’s talk about those roles, just a few, Titanic’s your claim, but girl, let’s be real, You let Jack drown, that’s a cold-hearted deal!

(Chorus) Kate Winslet, oh, what a sight, You’re the queen of the screen, but can’t swim right, From ‘Titanic’ to ‘Mare’, you’ve got the flair, But let’s not forget that time you lost your hair!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the talent, no one can deny, But that ‘Divergent’ flop made us all sigh, You jumped in the pool, but forgot how to float, Just like your career, it’s a bumpy boat!

(Chorus) Kate Winslet, oh, what a sight, You’re the queen of the screen, but can’t swim right, From ‘Titanic’ to ‘Mare’, you’ve got the flair, But let’s not forget that time you lost your hair!

(Bridge) You’re a Golden Globe, an Oscar too, But that selfie with Leo? What were you tryna do? You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, Just don’t ask you to dance, you might lose your sight!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Kate, with love and a grin, You’re the best in the biz, let the fun begin, Just remember, dear Winslet, we’re all in this game, Keep swimming through life, and don’t forget your name!