(Verse 1) Yo, Kad Merad, you think you’re the king, But let’s break it down, let’s see what you bring. From ‘Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis’ to the big screen, But sometimes your jokes just miss the routine. You’re a comic star, but let’s be real, Your punchlines sometimes feel like a bad meal. You trip on your words, like you trip on your feet, But hey, we still love you, you can’t be beat!

(Chorus) Kad Merad, oh Kad Merad, You’re the funny guy, but sometimes it’s sad. With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We laugh with you, but we’re laughing at your skin!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to sing? The notes you hit, man, they made my ears ring! You’re a star in the movies, but on stage, oh boy, Your voice cracked like a kid with a broken toy. You’ve had your flops, we can’t deny, But you bounce back like a rubber ball, oh my! From ‘Les Ch’tis’ to ‘L’Italien’, you keep it alive, But sometimes we wonder, how do you survive?

(Chorus) Kad Merad, oh Kad Merad, You’re the funny guy, but sometimes it’s sad. With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We laugh with you, but we’re laughing at your skin!

(Bridge) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But your fashion sense? Man, it’s a nightmare! Those shirts you wear, they’re a sight to see, Like a walking art piece, but not quite for me!

(Verse 3) But we love you, Kad, you’re our favorite clown, Even when you’re flopping, you wear that crown. So here’s to the laughs, the giggles, the fun, Keep doing your thing, you’re second to none!

(Chorus) Kad Merad, oh Kad Merad, You’re the funny guy, but sometimes it’s sad. With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We laugh with you, but we’re laughing at your skin!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, Kad Merad, you’ve got that comedic power! Keep shining bright, keep making us cheer, Just remember, my dude, we’re all still here!