(Verse 1) Yo, Kad Merad, you think you’re the king, But let’s break it down, let’s see what you bring. From ‘Bienvenue chez les Ch’tis’ to the big screen, But sometimes your jokes just miss the routine. You’re a comic star, but let’s be real, Your punchlines sometimes feel like a bad meal. You trip on your words, like you trip on your feet, But hey, we still love you, you can’t be beat!

(Chorus) Kad Merad, oh Kad Merad, You make us laugh, but sometimes it’s bad! With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We’re just here for the ride, let the fun begin!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to sing? The notes you hit, man, they made us cringe! You’re a star on the screen, but on stage, oh boy, Your voice cracked like a kid with a broken toy. And those fashion choices, what were you thinkin’? Lookin’ like a dad who’s just out drinkin’. But we love your charm, your heart’s in the right place, Even if your wardrobe’s a total disgrace!

(Chorus) Kad Merad, oh Kad Merad, You make us laugh, but sometimes it’s bad! With your quirky style and your goofy grin, We’re just here for the ride, let the fun begin!

(Bridge) So here’s to the mishaps, the laughs and the tears, You’ve been in the game for so many years. From the silver screen to the TV show, You keep us entertained, that’s all we know!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Kad, the man of the hour, With your goofy antics, you’ve got the power. We’ll keep on laughing, through thick and thin, Kad Merad, you’re our favorite win!