(Verse 1) Yo, Juliette, you’re a star, that’s true, But let’s talk about those roles you chose to do, From ‘The English Patient’ to ‘Chocolat’, But girl, what’s with that ‘Clouds of Sils Maria’ plot?

(Chorus) Juliette Binoche, you’re a queen, no doubt, But sometimes your choices make us wanna shout, You’re a French icon, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s a buffet, but what’s the meal?

(Verse 2) You’ve danced with the best, you’ve cried on the screen, But that ‘Three Colors’ trilogy? What does it mean? You’re deep and profound, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your films feel like they just won’t end!

(Chorus) Juliette Binoche, you’re a queen, no doubt, But sometimes your choices make us wanna shout, You’re a French icon, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s a buffet, but what’s the meal?

(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, you’ve got that flair, But what’s with the accents? Do you even care? One minute you’re French, then you’re British too, Girl, pick a lane, we’re confused by you!

(Verse 3) You’ve won your awards, you’ve got that acclaim, But let’s be honest, it’s a bit of a game, You’re a legend, no doubt, but here’s the twist, Sometimes your films make us shake our fists!

(Chorus) Juliette Binoche, you’re a queen, no doubt, But sometimes your choices make us wanna shout, You’re a French icon, but let’s keep it real, Your career’s a buffet, but what’s the meal?

(Outro) So here’s to you, Juliette, we love you still, Just keep it light, and give us a thrill, You’re a treasure, a gem, a cinematic muse, Just remember, we’re watching, so don’t confuse!