(Verse 1) Yo, Julia Roberts, the queen of the rom-com, Smile so bright, but girl, where's your calm? Pretty Woman, yeah, you had that charm, But let’s talk about your career, it’s got some harm! You’re the star of a thousand love stories, But sometimes your choices, they’re kinda hoary. From ‘Notting Hill’ to ‘Eat Pray Love’, But did you pray for a script that fits like a glove?

(Chorus) Julia, Julia, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your movies don’t go too far. You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the fame, But girl, let’s be real, it’s a bit of a game!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you went on a rant? About the paparazzi, like they’re your aunt? You’re dodging cameras like it’s a sport, But you know they’re just here for the Julia report! And what’s with the hair, girl, it’s a wild ride, Sometimes it’s straight, sometimes it’s tied! You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, Just don’t take yourself too seriously tonight!

(Chorus) Julia, Julia, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your movies don’t go too far. You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the fame, But girl, let’s be real, it’s a bit of a game!

(Bridge) You’ve got that smile, it’s a million bucks, But your film choices? They’re just bad luck! From ‘Valentine’s Day’ to ‘Mother’s Day’, Sometimes I wonder, what’s the next cliché?

(Outro) So here’s to you, Julia, we love you still, Just keep it funny, and give us a thrill! You’re the queen of the screen, that’s a fact, But don’t forget to laugh at this diss track!

(Chorus) Julia, Julia, you’re a Hollywood star, But sometimes your movies don’t go too far. You’ve got the looks, you’ve got the fame, But girl, let’s be real, it’s a bit of a game!