(Verse 1) Yo, Judi Dench, the queen of the screen, But let’s be real, you know what I mean, You’ve played M, but can’t you see? You’re more like a grandma, sipping tea!

(Chorus) Judi, Judi, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, With your Shakespearean flair and your British charm, But tripping on stage? Girl, that’s a harm!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the Oscar, the BAFTA too, But can’t remember lines? What’s up with you? You’re the dame of the drama, the toast of the town, But when you forget your lines, it’s a comedy crown!

(Chorus) Judi, Judi, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, With your Shakespearean flair and your British charm, But tripping on stage? Girl, that’s a harm!

(Bridge) You’ve played the roles, from Bond to the stage, But sometimes it feels like you’re stuck in a cage, With your quirky little laugh and your cheeky grin, You’re the dame we adore, but let’s take a spin!

(Verse 3) You’ve got the talent, that’s plain to see, But your Twitter game? Oh, it’s a mystery! Posting selfies like you’re twenty-one, But we all know, Judi, you’re just having fun!

(Chorus) Judi, Judi, what’s the fuss? You’re a legend, but come on, let’s discuss, With your Shakespearean flair and your British charm, But tripping on stage? Girl, that’s a harm!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Dame Judi, our star, With your quirks and your laughs, you’ve come so far, We roast you with love, it’s all in good jest, Keep shining bright, you’re simply the best!