(Verse 1) Yo, Juan Fernández, what’s the deal? You’re the king of mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From your wild tweets to your fashion faux pas, You’re the meme of the week, like a viral superstar!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You trip on the stage, but you still got that flair, Keep it light, keep it fun, we all love to share!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you slipped on a banana peel? The crowd went wild, man, that was surreal! You tried to play it cool, but we all saw the fall, Now you’re the punchline, but we’re having a ball!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You trip on the stage, but you still got that flair, Keep it light, keep it fun, we all love to share!

(Bridge) You got that charm, but your timing’s a mess, Like that time you wore socks with sandals, no less! But we love your spirit, you’re a one-of-a-kind, Just keep being you, and we’ll all be aligned!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Juan, with your quirky ways, You keep us laughing through the toughest of days! A diss track of love, it’s all in good fun, Keep shining bright, you’re our number one!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You trip on the stage, but you still got that flair, Keep it light, keep it fun, we all love to share!