(Verse 1) Yo, Juan Fernández, what’s the deal? You’re the king of mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the stage to the screen, you trip and you fall, But we love you, man, you’re the life of the brawl!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, you’re a walking meme, With your wild antics, you’re living the dream! From wardrobe malfunctions to slip-ups galore, You keep us laughing, we just want more!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your own lines? The audience gasped, but you just said, "Fine!" You improvised like a champ, made it all a joke, Now you’re the punchline, but hey, that’s no hoax!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, you’re a walking meme, With your wild antics, you’re living the dream! From wardrobe malfunctions to slip-ups galore, You keep us laughing, we just want more!

(Bridge) You tried to cook, but the smoke filled the room, Your soufflé collapsed, it was doom and gloom! But we’re all here cheering, you’re our favorite star, Even when you mess up, you shine like a czar!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Juan, with your quirky flair, You make us chuckle, you’re beyond compare! Keep doing you, with your heart on your sleeve, In this wild world, you’re the one we believe!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, you’re a walking meme, With your wild antics, you’re living the dream! From wardrobe malfunctions to slip-ups galore, You keep us laughing, we just want more!

(Outro) So raise a glass to Juan, the king of the blunders, You light up our lives, like thunder and wonders! Keep the laughs coming, we’re all in your crew, This diss track’s a love song, just for you!