(Verse 1) Yo, Juan Fernández, what’s the deal? You’re the king of mishaps, that’s the real appeal. From your wild tweets to your fashion faux pas, You strut like a peacock, but we see the flaws.

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You’re a meme in the making, a viral sensation, But we love you, man, it’s a celebration!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on the stage? The crowd went wild, it was all the rage! You laughed it off, like a champ, no doubt, But we all know you’re the king of clumsy clout.

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You’re a meme in the making, a viral sensation, But we love you, man, it’s a celebration!

(Bridge) Your cooking show? Oh, what a sight! Burnt toast and chaos, but you’re still alright. You tried to bake a cake, but it turned to goo, Now we’re all just waiting for the next big boo-boo!

(Verse 3) You’ve got that charm, and a heart of gold, Even when you mess up, you’re never too bold. So here’s to you, Juan, keep doing your thing, We’ll be right here, laughing, let the good times ring!

(Chorus) Juan, Juan, what you gonna do? When the world’s laughing hard, and it’s all about you? You’re a meme in the making, a viral sensation, But we love you, man, it’s a celebration!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the king of the blunders, With every misstep, you’re pulling us under. Juan Fernández, you’re one of a kind, Keep shining bright, you’re a star in our mind!