(Verse 1) Yo, José Manuel, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the silver screen to the gossip scene, You’ve had more flops than a trampoline!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, but we still cheer, Keep it comin’, man, we love the career!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your own name? The crowd was laughing, but you played it like a game! You’re the master of awkward, the prince of the cringe, But we can’t help but love you, you’re our favorite binge!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, but we still cheer, Keep it comin’, man, we love the career!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of ups and downs, But you wear those flops like a crown! With every blunder, you just shine, Keep on laughing, you’re one of a kind!

(Outro) So here’s to you, José, the king of the jest, In the world of fame, you’re simply the best! Keep on stumbling, we’ll be right here, With a smile on our faces, and a cold beer!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, but we still cheer, Keep it comin’, man, we love the career!