(Verse 1) Yo, José Manuel, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the silver screen to the gossip scene, You’ve had more flops than a trampoline!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, and you slip on your fame, But we love you, man, it’s all just a game!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you forgot your own name? The crowd was laughing, but you played it the same! You’re a walking blooper, a comedy show, With every new role, we just can’t say no!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, and you slip on your fame, But we love you, man, it’s all just a game!

(Bridge) You’ve had your share of ups and downs, But you wear those flops like a crown! From soap operas to reality TV, You’re the king of the cringe, and we’re here for the spree!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, José, the man of the hour, With your quirky charm, you’ve got all the power! We’ll keep on laughing, we’ll keep on cheerin’, ‘Cause in this wild ride, you’re the one we’re hearin’!

(Chorus) José, José, what you gonna say? When the cameras flash, you just fade away! You trip on your lines, and you slip on your fame, But we love you, man, it’s all just a game!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the king of the flops, José Manuel Seda, you’ll never stop! With every misstep, you’re still in the race, Keep doing you, man, we love your face!