(Verse 1) Yo, José Manuel, what’s the deal? You’re the king of the mishaps, that’s the real appeal! From the stage to the screen, you’ve had your share, But let’s be honest, man, you’re a breath of fresh air!

You tried to act tough, but we all know the truth, Your drama’s more scripted than a kid’s cartoon booth! You’ve got more flops than a fish outta water, But we still love you, you charming little otter!

(Chorus) José, José, you’re a walking meme, With your quirks and your flops, you’re living the dream! We’re laughing with you, not at you, my friend, Just a playful roast, it’s all in good trend!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your lines? The audience gasped, but you just laughed it off fine! You’re the master of blunders, the prince of the slip, But you own it like a champ, never lose your grip!

Your career’s like a rollercoaster, ups and downs, But you wear those mishaps like a crown of clowns! From the red carpet to the late-night show, You’re the life of the party, stealing the glow!

(Chorus) José, José, you’re a walking meme, With your quirks and your flops, you’re living the dream! We’re laughing with you, not at you, my friend, Just a playful roast, it’s all in good trend!

(Bridge) So here’s to you, José, keep doing your thing, With your goofy charm, you’re the real king! We’ll cheer for your wins and laugh at your falls, Because in this crazy world, you’re the one who enthralls!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, José Manuel Seda, you’ve got the power! Keep shining bright, keep making us smile, With your funny little quirks, you’ll go the extra mile!

(Chorus) José, José, you’re a walking meme, With your quirks and your flops, you’re living the dream! We’re laughing with you, not at you, my friend, Just a playful roast, it’s all in good trend!