(Verse 1) Yo, Jeanne Moreau, the queen of the screen, But let’s be real, girl, you know what I mean, You had your moments, you had your flair, But sometimes your choices, they just weren’t fair. You danced with the best, but tripped on your heels, In the world of cinema, you spun some wild reels. From ‘Jules and Jim’ to ‘The Lovers’, oh so bold, But girl, those plot twists? They’re getting old!
(Chorus) Jeanne Moreau, you’re a star, that’s true, But let’s laugh a little, it’s all in good view, With your smoky voice and that iconic stare, We love you, girl, but you’ve had your share!
(Verse 2) You’ve played the muse, you’ve played the dame, But sometimes your roles, they just feel the same. You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s not pretend, That every film you made was a perfect blend. You’ve had your flops, we can’t ignore, Like that one where you just walked out the door! Critics were baffled, they didn’t know why, But we all just laughed, oh my, oh my!
(Chorus) Jeanne Moreau, you’re a star, that’s true, But let’s laugh a little, it’s all in good view, With your smoky voice and that iconic stare, We love you, girl, but you’ve had your share!
(Bridge) So here’s to the quirks, the laughs, and the tears, You’ve given us moments that last through the years, From Cannes to the stage, you’ve made quite a scene, But let’s keep it light, you know what I mean!
(Outro) So raise a glass to Jeanne, the one and the only, With all of your quirks, you’ll never be lonely, We roast you with love, it’s all in good fun, Here’s to Jeanne Moreau, you’re second to none!