(Verse 1) Yo, Jean Reno, the Frenchman with a flair, You’re the king of cool, but do you even care? In ‘Léon’ you were a hit, but let’s be real, A hitman with a plant? What’s the deal?

You’ve played a cop, a thief, and a spy, But in ‘Godzilla’ man, you just made us cry! You ran from a monster, but it’s hard to believe, That you’re the one who’s supposed to make us grieve!

(Chorus) Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the star of the show, but we all know, You’ve got quirks and flops, but we love you so, Just don’t take it too hard, it’s all in the flow!

(Verse 2) You’ve got that deep voice, it’s like velvet and gold, But sometimes your roles, they just get old! In ‘The Da Vinci Code’, you were a bit of a bore, Trying to crack codes, but we wanted more!

And what’s with the hair? It’s a style all your own, Like a lion’s mane, but you’re still in the zone! You strut on the screen, with that French attitude, But let’s be honest, sometimes it’s just rude!

(Chorus) Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the star of the show, but we all know, You’ve got quirks and flops, but we love you so, Just don’t take it too hard, it’s all in the flow!

(Bridge) From ‘The Professional’ to ‘The Pink Panther’, You’ve got the charm, but where’s the banter? You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s have some fun, With a playful roast, ‘cause you’re number one!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Jean, with a wink and a smile, Keep doing your thing, it’s your unique style! We’ll laugh and we’ll cheer, through the ups and the downs, ‘Cause in the world of film, you wear the crown!

Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the star of the show, but we all know!