(Verse 1) Yo, Jean Reno, the Frenchman with a flair, You played a hitman, but do you even care? In 'Léon' you were cool, but let’s be real, You’re more like a mime, with that silent appeal.

(Chorus) Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the king of the awkward, don’t you know? With your big ol’ eyes and that serious face, You’re the only action star who can’t keep pace!

(Verse 2) You’ve been in blockbusters, but let’s not pretend, Sometimes your movies just don’t quite blend. From ‘The Da Vinci Code’ to ‘Godzilla’ too, You’re the French guy who’s always in the queue!

(Chorus) Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the king of the awkward, don’t you know? With your big ol’ eyes and that serious face, You’re the only action star who can’t keep pace!

(Bridge) You’ve got that charm, but it’s a little bizarre, Like a croissant that’s filled with a candy bar. You’re the man with the plan, but where’s the finesse? In a world full of stars, you’re just a hot mess!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Jean, with your quirky style, You make us laugh, even if it’s a trial. Keep doing your thing, we’ll be here for the ride, Just don’t take it too serious, let’s enjoy the slide!

(Chorus) Jean Reno, oh Jean Reno, You’re the king of the awkward, don’t you know? With your big ol’ eyes and that serious face, You’re the only action star who can’t keep pace!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man with the plan, Jean Reno, you’re our favorite fan! With your mishaps and quirks, you’re a true work of art, Keep shining bright, you’ve got our heart!