(Verse 1) Yo, Jean-Pierre, you think you’re the king, But let’s break it down, let’s see what you bring. You’ve got the charm, the looks, and the flair, But your film choices, man, they’re a little rare.

You’re a Frenchman with style, but let’s be real, Sometimes your roles make us question your appeal. From dramas to comedies, you’ve tried it all, But some of those flicks? They just made us stall.

(Chorus) Jean-Pierre, oh Jean-Pierre, You’re a star, but we’re just not sure where. With a wink and a smile, you take the stage, But your career’s like a book with a missing page.

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tripped on your lines? The audience laughed, thought it was all fine. You played it cool, like it was part of the act, But we all saw the slip, that’s a well-known fact!

You’ve got the talent, we can’t deny, But sometimes your choices make us wonder why. From the Cannes red carpet to the silver screen, Your fashion sense? A little in between.

(Chorus) Jean-Pierre, oh Jean-Pierre, You’re a star, but we’re just not sure where. With a wink and a smile, you take the stage, But your career’s like a book with a missing page.

(Bridge) You’ve got the quirks, the laughs, and the tears, But let’s be honest, you’ve had some weird years. From awkward interviews to that one bad film, We love you, JP, but let’s keep it real!

(Outro) So here’s to you, our French cinema friend, With all your mishaps, we’ll still defend. You keep us laughing, you keep us in stitches, Jean-Pierre Darroussin, you’re the king of the glitches!

(Chorus) Jean-Pierre, oh Jean-Pierre, You’re a star, but we’re just not sure where. With a wink and a smile, you take the stage, But your career’s like a book with a missing page.