(Verse 1) Yo, Jean-Paul, you think you’re the king, But let’s take a moment, let’s hear what I bring. You strutted on screen with that charming grin, But your hairline’s receding, where do I begin?
You jumped through the air, like a French acrobat, But tripped on your ego, now how ‘bout that? You’re a legend, they say, but let’s keep it real, Your stunts were so wild, they made me squeal!
(Chorus) Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul, the man with the flair, But your fashion choices? Man, they’re quite rare! You’re a cinematic star, but let’s not pretend, That your style’s a trend, it’s a fashion dead end!
(Verse 2) You played the tough guy, with that rugged face, But your romantic roles? They’re a bit out of place. You’re charming, you’re suave, but let’s not forget, That time you forgot your lines, oh what a threat!
You’re a French icon, with a cigarette in hand, But your smoking’s a habit that’s hard to withstand. You lit up the screen, but your lungs might disagree, Maybe swap that smoke for a nice cup of tea?
(Chorus) Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul, the man with the flair, But your fashion choices? Man, they’re quite rare! You’re a cinematic star, but let’s not pretend, That your style’s a trend, it’s a fashion dead end!
(Bridge) You’ve got the charisma, you’ve got the charm, But your dance moves, bro, they cause alarm! You’re a legend in film, but let’s keep it light, Just don’t ask you to dance, or we’ll all take flight!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Jean-Paul, with love and a grin, You’re a classic, a treasure, let the fun begin! Just remember, my friend, as you take your next bow, We’re all just here laughing, so take a bow now!
Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul, you’re one of a kind, But your quirks and your flops? They’re all intertwined! So keep on acting, keep stealing the show, Just don’t take it too serious, let the laughter flow!