(Verse 1) Yo, Jean Dujardin, the Frenchman with a grin, You won an Oscar, but where you been? From silent films to the big screen glow, But let’s be real, you’re just a one-hit show!
(Chorus) Jean Dujardin, oh what a ride, You danced with the stars, but where’s your pride? With that charming smile, you stole the scene, But we all know you’re just a meme machine!
(Verse 2) You played a dog in ‘The Artist’ fame, But now your career’s a bit of a game, You tried to be serious, but we just can’t see, How a guy like you could ever be free!
(Chorus) Jean Dujardin, oh what a ride, You danced with the stars, but where’s your pride? With that charming smile, you stole the scene, But we all know you’re just a meme machine!
(Bridge) Remember that time you tripped on the red? The world laughed hard, you turned a shade of red, You’re a French heartthrob, but let’s not pretend, Your career’s like a baguette, it’s starting to bend!
(Verse 3) You’ve got the charm, you’ve got the flair, But your movie choices? Man, they’re rare! From ‘The Monuments Men’ to ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’, You’re like a French fry, but can’t take the heat!
(Chorus) Jean Dujardin, oh what a ride, You danced with the stars, but where’s your pride? With that charming smile, you stole the scene, But we all know you’re just a meme machine!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Jean, with love and a laugh, Keep making those films, just don’t take a bath! You’re a legend in France, that’s a fact, But in Hollywood, buddy, you’re just a little whacked!