(Verse 1) Yo, Javier Bardem, the man with the plan, But sometimes I wonder, do you even understand? You played a villain, all cold and insane, But in real life, bro, you’re just a bit plain. You got that look, like you’re always confused, Like you just woke up, and you’re slightly bemused. From ‘No Country’ to ‘Skyfall’, you’ve got the range, But let’s be real, your hair’s kinda strange!

(Chorus) Javier, oh Javier, what’s with that stare? You’re a Hollywood star, but do you even care? With your roles so intense, you’re a master of fright, But in interviews, man, you’re a bit of a fright!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you got lost in the crowd? Trying to find your way, looking lost and proud. You’re a heartthrob, but let’s not pretend, Your fashion choices, they just don’t blend! You’re rocking that scruff like it’s 2002, But we all know, it’s just not you! You’ve got the talent, that’s plain to see, But your dance moves, bro, they’re a mystery!

(Chorus) Javier, oh Javier, what’s with that stare? You’re a Hollywood star, but do you even care? With your roles so intense, you’re a master of fright, But in interviews, man, you’re a bit of a fright!

(Bridge) You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it light, Your quirks and your laughs, they’re a true delight. So here’s to you, with a wink and a grin, Just remember, Javier, it’s all in good fun!

(Outro) So keep on acting, keep stealing the show, Just don’t take it too serious, let that humor flow! Javier Bardem, you’re one of a kind, But we’ll roast you gently, just to unwind!