(Verse 1) Yo, James Cameron, king of the screen, You made Titanic, but where’s the scene? You sunk that ship, but let’s be real, You’re the one who’s drowning in your own zeal!
(Chorus) James Cameron, oh what a guy, You’re the master of the blockbuster, but why so shy? With your blue aliens and your underwater dreams, Just don’t forget, it’s not all what it seems!
(Verse 2) You’re out there diving, breaking records, it’s true, But can you dive into a good script too? Avatar’s great, but we’re still waiting, For a sequel that’s not just procrastinating!
(Chorus) James Cameron, oh what a guy, You’re the master of the blockbuster, but why so shy? With your blue aliens and your underwater dreams, Just don’t forget, it’s not all what it seems!
(Bridge) You’re a visionary, that’s what they say, But sometimes your ego gets in the way, You’re the king of sequels, but let’s be clear, How many times can you rehash the same idea?
(Verse 3) You made Terminator, that’s a classic hit, But now you’re just stuck in your own little pit, You’re chasing the future, but don’t forget the past, Sometimes it’s better to make a movie that lasts!
(Chorus) James Cameron, oh what a guy, You’re the master of the blockbuster, but why so shy? With your blue aliens and your underwater dreams, Just don’t forget, it’s not all what it seems!
(Outro) So here’s to you, James, keep doing your thing, Just remember, it’s not all about the bling, We love your films, but let’s keep it light, James Cameron, you’re a legend, but don’t lose sight!