(Verse 1) Yo, J.J. Abrams, you’re the king of the tease, With your mystery boxes, you just do as you please. You set us up high, then you drop us like flies, With plot twists so wild, they could open our eyes!

(Chorus) J.J., J.J., what’s the plan today? You got a secret, but you’re hiding it away. You’re the master of suspense, but we’re feeling the stress, Just give us some answers, man, we’re in distress!

(Verse 2) You brought us Star Wars, but where’s the real fight? Rey’s parents are nobody? Man, that’s just not right! You left us all hanging, like a cliff on a ledge, We’re still waiting for closure, don’t push us off the edge!

(Chorus) J.J., J.J., what’s the plan today? You got a secret, but you’re hiding it away. You’re the master of suspense, but we’re feeling the stress, Just give us some answers, man, we’re in distress!

(Bridge) You love your lens flares, they’re shining so bright, But sometimes we wonder, are you blind in the night? You’ve got a knack for the drama, that’s true, But we’re still confused, what’s a fan gotta do?

(Verse 3) Lost was a journey, but where did it go? With time travel and smoke monsters, we’re lost in the flow. You left us with questions, like a riddle unsolved, But we still love your style, you’re a puzzle evolved!

(Chorus) J.J., J.J., what’s the plan today? You got a secret, but you’re hiding it away. You’re the master of suspense, but we’re feeling the stress, Just give us some answers, man, we’re in distress!

(Outro) So here’s to you, J.J., with your twists and your turns, We’ll keep watching your films, ‘cause our passion still burns. Just remember, dear buddy, we’re all in this ride, So throw us a bone, and let’s enjoy the wild side!