pant aise bhaaga jaise shaadi mein late ho gaya ho!

Umpire ka dimaag buffering mein hai... thoda ruk jao!

Ab yeh cricket hai ya guessing game?

Player:'Main jaa raha hoon' — umpire: 'Par kyun bhai?

WiFi bhi is decision se pehle reconnect ho jaata!

Itna confident self-out pehli baar dekha bhai!

TV serials mein bhi itne twists nahi hote bhai

pant:‘Main jaa raha hoon.’Umpire: ‘Par maine kuch bola bhi nahi!

Third umpire bhi bola: 'Mujhse na ho payega!