(Verse 1) Yo, Ian McKellen, the wizard of the screen, But let’s be real, you’re not always so keen. You played Gandalf, the wise and the bold, But in real life, you’re just a little too old!
(Chorus) Ian, Ian, with your magic wand, You’re casting spells, but your jokes are beyond! You strut on the stage, with that Shakespearean flair, But sometimes, my dude, you just don’t care!
(Verse 2) You’ve got the talent, that’s plain to see, But tripping on stage? That’s a sight to be! You’ve fallen for roles, but you’ve fallen for real, Just don’t break a hip, that’s the deal!
(Chorus) Ian, Ian, with your magic wand, You’re casting spells, but your jokes are beyond! You strut on the stage, with that Shakespearean flair, But sometimes, my dude, you just don’t care!
(Bridge) You’ve played Magneto, with a villainous grin, But your fashion sense? Where do I begin? Those purple robes, they’re a little too much, You look like a grape, man, it’s time for a touch!
(Verse 3) You’ve got the accolades, the awards on your shelf, But let’s be honest, you’re just being yourself! You’re a knight, a legend, but don’t take it too far, Just remember, Ian, you’re still a movie star!
(Chorus) Ian, Ian, with your magic wand, You’re casting spells, but your jokes are beyond! You strut on the stage, with that Shakespearean flair, But sometimes, my dude, you just don’t care!
(Outro) So here’s to you, Sir Ian, we raise a glass, For all of your roles, and the moments that pass. Just keep it light, and don’t take the bait, We love you, old wizard, you’re truly first-rate!