(Verse 1) Yo, Hugh Grant, you charming lad, With that floppy hair, you make us glad, But let’s rewind to that fateful night, In a car with a lady, oh what a sight! You thought you’d keep it low-key, But the tabloids had a field day, you see, From ‘Four Weddings’ to ‘Notting Hill’, Your love life’s a movie, but it’s a bit of a thrill!

(Chorus) Hugh Grant, oh Hugh Grant, The king of rom-coms, but can’t you recant? With a wink and a smile, you steal the show, But we all know you’ve got a wild side, bro!

(Verse 2) You’re the British heartthrob, that’s for sure, But your public mishaps, we can’t ignore, Remember that time you got caught in a jam? With a hooker in the car, oh man, oh man! You laughed it off, with that cheeky grin, But we all know you’re just a little bit sin, From ‘Love Actually’ to ‘Florence Foster Jenkins’, Your career’s a rollercoaster, full of ups and clinkins!

(Chorus) Hugh Grant, oh Hugh Grant, The king of rom-coms, but can’t you recant? With a wink and a smile, you steal the show, But we all know you’ve got a wild side, bro!

(Bridge) You’ve got that British charm, it’s hard to resist, But your dating life’s a plot twist, From Elizabeth Hurley to that scandalous spree, You’re like a rom-com, but with a twist of reality!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Hugh, with your quirky ways, You keep us laughing through the ups and the frays, With your floppy hair and your charming wit, You’re the lovable rogue, we can’t help but admit!

(Chorus) Hugh Grant, oh Hugh Grant, The king of rom-coms, but can’t you recant? With a wink and a smile, you steal the show, But we all know you’ve got a wild side, bro!

(Outro) So raise a glass to the man of the hour, With all your mishaps, you still got the power, Hugh Grant, you’re a legend, that’s a fact, Just remember, we’re all here for the laugh, that’s a pact!