(Verse 1) Yo, Hovik, you think you’re the king of the scene, But we all know your moves are a little too keen. From the silver screen to the stage, you’re a sight, But sometimes your acting just don’t feel right.

You flex those muscles, but can’t flex your lines, Stumbling over words like you’re tripping on vines. You’re a tough guy, yeah, we get the appeal, But your last movie? Man, that was a raw deal!

(Chorus) Hovik, Hovik, what’s with the hype? You’re a star, but sometimes you just can’t type. With all your quirks, you’re a real-life meme, But we love you, buddy, you’re living the dream!

(Verse 2) Remember that time you tried to cook a feast? Burnt the pasta, man, you’re no culinary beast! You’re a fighter in the ring, but in the kitchen, you flop, Can’t even boil water, man, just stop!

And what’s with the selfies? Always striking a pose, But your angles, my dude, they’re just not how it goes. You’re a legend, no doubt, but let’s keep it real, Your Instagram game? It’s got no appeal!

(Chorus) Hovik, Hovik, what’s with the hype? You’re a star, but sometimes you just can’t type. With all your quirks, you’re a real-life meme, But we love you, buddy, you’re living the dream!

(Bridge) So here’s to the man with the heart of gold, Even when you mess up, you’re still bold. You bring the laughs, you bring the fun, Hovik Keuchkerian, you’re number one!

(Outro) So take this diss with a wink and a smile, You’re our favorite goof, stay quirky for a while. Keep shining bright, don’t ever back down, Hovik, you’re the king, wear that crown!