(Verse 1) Yo, Henry Cavill, the man of steel, But let’s be real, you’re just a big deal, You flex those muscles, but can’t flex your time, Always caught up in that Witcher grind.

(Chorus) Oh Henry, oh Henry, what’s with the mustache? You left us all hanging, like a superhero crash, From Superman to Geralt, you’re a fantasy king, But can’t you just pick one? It’s a confusing fling!

(Verse 2) You’re the man who’s got the looks, but where’s the charm? Your dating life’s a mess, it’s causing alarm, You swipe right on fame, but left on love, Maybe it’s time to rise above!

(Chorus) Oh Henry, oh Henry, what’s with the mustache? You left us all hanging, like a superhero crash, From Superman to Geralt, you’re a fantasy king, But can’t you just pick one? It’s a confusing fling!

(Bridge) You’re a gamer, a heartthrob, a meme in disguise, But when it comes to acting, you’re just full of sighs, You’ve got the looks, but where’s the wit? You’re like a superhero, but can’t handle a skit!

(Verse 3) So here’s to you, Cavill, with your chiseled jaw, Just remember, buddy, we’re all in awe, But don’t take it too hard, it’s all in good fun, You’re still our Superman, just a quirky one!

(Chorus) Oh Henry, oh Henry, what’s with the mustache? You left us all hanging, like a superhero crash, From Superman to Geralt, you’re a fantasy king, But can’t you just pick one? It’s a confusing fling!

(Outro) So keep on flexing, keep on the grind, Just remember, Henry, we’re all so kind, You’re a star in our eyes, with a laugh and a cheer, Just don’t forget to smile, and keep it sincere!