(Verse 1) Yo, Helen Mirren, queen of the screen, But let’s be real, you know what I mean, You played the queen, but you’re not so regal, With those wild hairdos, girl, you’re a sequel!

(Chorus) Helen, Helen, what’s that style? You rock the red carpet, but it’s been a while, From ‘The Queen’ to ‘Red’, you’ve got the flair, But those fashion choices? Girl, beware!

(Verse 2) You’ve got the talent, that’s a fact, But remember that time you tripped on the act? At the Oscars, you took a dive, But hey, you got up, that’s how you thrive!

(Chorus) Helen, Helen, what’s that style? You rock the red carpet, but it’s been a while, From ‘The Queen’ to ‘Red’, you’ve got the flair, But those fashion choices? Girl, beware!

(Bridge) You’ve played the roles, from drama to laughs, But let’s not forget those awkward gaffes, You’re classy, sassy, and a bit of a tease, But your Instagram? It’s a bit of a breeze!

(Verse 3) You’ve got the awards, you’ve got the fame, But sometimes, girl, it’s a little insane, With your posh accent and your British charm, But we all know you’re just here for the calm!

(Chorus) Helen, Helen, what’s that style? You rock the red carpet, but it’s been a while, From ‘The Queen’ to ‘Red’, you’ve got the flair, But those fashion choices? Girl, beware!

(Outro) So here’s to you, Helen, we love your game, Just keep it funny, and don’t take the blame, You’re a legend, a star, and that’s a fact, But we’ll keep roasting you, that’s a pact!

(Spoken) Helen Mirren, you’re the best, no doubt, Just keep it light, and we’ll all shout!